Menopause Calendar
This is not a joke… 
Let me say that up front. Menopause sucks. And it seems like it never ends, like men trying to sit through MammaMia and pretending to like it, especially when Pierce Brosnan sings.
With that said, it is time to talk about making the most out of this time in your wife’s life. What, you say, this blog is for men, you should be telling me how to survive this. Well that is the whole point. We love our wives, even when they are crazy like bees are buzzing around in their skulls. We love em right… RIGHT?
With PMS you only have to be on guard 3-5 days per month, with menopause it is the exact apposite. You need to be on watch for the good 3-5 days per month.
Be ready with a “Fun Package” ready to go. So here is how it works.
You come home and check in. If the house is picked up and the kids are playing in their rooms, there is a glimmer of hope. Now you say hi to the wifey and she smiles and says hi back. BINGO… Break out champagne..
Fun Packages can be anything she loves to do with YOU.
- Dinner and a movie.
- Walk with the dog in the park
- Go shopping.
- Go to the local martini bar.
- Take a drive and talk.
- Rent MammaMia (just kidding)
The point here is DO NOT DO WHAT YOU ORIGINALLY PLANNED. The bills can wait, the painting can wait, the chores can wait. YOU HAVE AN NON MENOPAUSAL MOMENT….. Take advantage and get out and enjoy your wife and kids. These moments are precious and awesome. You will recall all the reasons you love your wife.. You will forget all the problems that menopause has caused lately. And for that moment you and your wife will be happy.
And who knows you may get a little nooky. After all men, isn’t that what truly drives us?